Not Everything Is Bigger In Texas

After gathering info from 27,000 men who ordered custom-fit condoms, Condomania released a ranking of penis sizes from the 20 most populated cities in the country.


Cities Ranked By Penis Size (From Largest to Smallest):

1. New Orleans
2. Washington D.C.
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland, Oregon
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus, OH
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Fort Worth

The pearl Growth process

I'm not a fan of fancy things and all that expensive shit but I was certainly curious on the pearl process and how can a sea creature that almost everyone enjoys eating, makes a pearl within itself. Read & Watch this is fucking interesting.


Most jewelry is fashioned out of precious metals and jewels that are found buried in the Earth, but pearls are found inside a living creature, an oyster. Pearls are the result of a biological process -- the oyster's way of protecting itself from foreign substances.

Oysters are not the only type of mollusk that can produce pearls. Clams and mussels can also produce pearls, but that is a much rarer occurrence. Most pearls are produced by oysters in both freshwater and saltwater environments. To understand how pearls are formed in oysters, you must first understand an oyster's basic anatomy.

Oysters are bivalves, which means that its shell is made of two parts, or valves. The shell's valves are held together by an elastic ligament. This ligament is positioned where the valves come together, and usually keeps the valves open so the oyster can eat.

These are the parts of an oyster inside the shell:

Mouth (palps)
Stomach
Heart
Intestines
Gills
Anus
Abductor muscle
Mantle


As the oyster grows in size, its shell must also grow. The mantle is an organ that produces the oyster's shell, using minerals from the oyster's food. The material created by the mantle is called nacre. Nacre lines the inside of the shell.

The formation of a natural pearl begins when a foreign substance slips into the oyster between the mantle and the shell, which irritate s the mantle. It's kind of like the oyster getting a splinter. The oyster's natural reaction is to cover up that irritant to protect itself. The man tle covers the irritant with layers of the same nacre substance that is used to create the shell. This eventually forms a pearl.

So a pearl is a foreign substance covered with layers of nacre. Most pearls that we see in jewelry stores are nicely rounded objects, which are the most valuable ones. Not all pearls turn out so well. Some pearls form in an uneven shape -- these are called baroque pearls. Pearls, as you've probably noticed, come in a variety of various colors, including white, black, gray, red, blue and green. Most pearls can be found all over the world, but black pearls are indigenous to the South Pacific.

Cultured pearls are created by the same process as natural pearls, but are given a slight nudge by pearl harvesters. To create a cultured pearl, the harvester opens the oyster shell and cuts a small slit in the mantle tissue. Small irritants are then inserted under the mantle. In freshwater cultured pearls, cutting the mantle is enough to induce the nacre secretion that produces a pearl -- an irritant doesn't have to be inserted.

While cultured and natural pearls are considered to be of equal quality, cultured pearls are generally less expensive because they aren't as rare.

The Resemblance is uncanny

Minor Throwback

Willa Ford, anyone remember her? I bet all the girls my age can remember her from 2000. She was kind of like the bad girl version of Britney Spears and the early Christina Aguilera (Pre assless chaps). I remember hating hard on this bitch when I was 13 cause she was dating Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. But now that I'm older, I look at pictures of her now, and she looks like she has an STD. Where is she now? Who knows, who cares......

Lady Gaga "Bad Romace" cover

MORNING! It's not even 9 a.m. yet! Why am I up? I slept from 5p.m until now, so I'm feeling quite refreshed. So anyway back to the purpose of this post! I'm not a fan of cover songs, mostly because the person singing it makes it their own, they never seem in tune with it, and MOSTLY because there's nothing better than an original. But I kept reading about Hayley Williams from Paramore singing "Bad Romance", and I thought I'd look into it. I love her, I love Paramore, and I love this little mini cover she did. Check it out.....



I also kept reading and hearing about 30 Seconds To Mars doing a cover of this song for BBC Radio.... I checked it out and I have to say I wasn't impressed..... there was one little slick change that Jared did that I liked, but I thought the whole thing was a drag. It hurts to say this since I am a 30 Seconds To Mars fan "/ If you want to, maybe you should check it out and judge for yourself.

Rats

Standing in nostrand train station and all I can think about is...."I wonder how rats communicate" Like seriously they run all New York City train stations. They're on every platform you can not escape them for shit and of course my curious ass researched and I can say yeah...its not all that informative as I thought "They squeek, theyre tails point" blah blah blah WHATEVER!...But we all know these motherfuckers are gross...and I wish instead of MTA taking our money for some bullshit...aside from the fact that our train service stays delayed we also have to deal with dirty rats running around by our feet. They should atleast work on getting great exterminators to fix this problem we have.

Ridiculous infomercials....

I love infomercials, and I believe almost all of them up until there finished, and I picture myself using them. That's when I come to grips with reality; Most of them don't work. They're fun to watch, and even more fun when they actually work! But anyway here's some of the one's I like.......

The EZ cracker! Who says we have to crack or even scramble eggs ourselves!? Leave it to the EZ Cracker!


The Perfect Brownie: This is just convenient, and I actually wanna get this. Although my brownies never come out likethey do in the beginning of this infomercial.


This next one is everyone's favorite! I have somewhere in my house, and I can't find it to use it.... once I do find it, i will update you guys!


BEST FOR LAST!!!!! LMFAO @ 55 seconds. This fool!

Taking it back!

You just weren't the shit unless you had one of these..... And I went through my fair share!

Plastic Surgery Disaster!!!!!!!!

I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS!!!!! WTF IS UP WITH THIS BITCHES FACE!!!?!!!?!?!!!!?!!?!!!!!!?????

Oral Fixations

Some might think of the thought of giving oral sex and find it to be completely disgusting some might find it to be exciting, Others may like giving or recieving. Me personally it would have to be an 80/20 split between giving and recieving. I like giving because I love the reaction that my partner displays.... it turns me on and makes me want to continue giving. Recieving doesn't do much unless Im stress as fuck otherwise it doesn't do much for me...went on to ask people what they thought about sex and it seems like alot of people shy away from this question. But I've gotten some answers from a couple of brave souls.


"Personally i love giving my guy oral sex, deepthroat, swallowing the whole shebang. I assumed everyone starts with it lol. My major turn on being able to please him. Its important to find each others comfort levels & wants in bed. Try when your not in a sexual situation to talk about it. Make sure she knows you wouldnt think any less of her ever for returning the favor. Getting to a level you can talk openly about it is key in bed. Also when she does agree to it,since she has an issue try and make it as romantic as possible. Just trying to think of things i might like, brush her hair out of her face or complement her on how amazing she looks when she plays with you, or make her stop for a min because "she made you want her kiss her soo bad", i also find it extremely comforting that my guy still wants to kiss after where ive been lol. Its comforting and might take away some guilt of it feeling "dirty". " -Female Anonymous


"WEN IS GOOD/GREAT I FEEL Like IM FLOATING AND THEN MY LEGS STRT TENSING UP...GIVING IT I JUS LOVE IT..EVERYTHING ABOUT IT" - Male anonymous

"God's gift to humanity" @kidzrevil /Via twitter

"when it comes to fellaysh there is just this amazing sense of power u feel knowing ur controlling ur partner at that very moment. every gasp every moan, when u see them toes curl up like Ronald Isley in the down low video... lmfao I DID THIS TO YOUUU!! lmfao n if he's special u give him the GRAND FINALE....and when those knees give out... shit is like an A+ on a final paper or some shit... lmaooo- Famale Anonymous

Look-a-Likes

Now I'd take any one of these guys, Although I'd prefer Brad Pitt. But I would always wonder what is Benicio Del Toro all about. Like he's so damn mysterious to me. I've been saying this for quite some time now, Benicio looks like Brad's evil twin. You be the judge. I know what I see, and something's going on here! I can smell it! And it smells HOT!

Evil Twin


Good Twin

WTF is going on here!???!!

So I was given this video a while ago at like 4 in the morning from a friend, clearly it's a different language, I don't know what the hell is going on here. I did laugh at it, and I still laugh at it cause I dont know wtf is going on. This whole thing just seems so wrong, and- well just watch.

Why do we masturbate?

....I masturbate because it feels good, and I know noone can please me the way that I do. Self love is the best love. Not mention you don't have to aim to satisfy anyone else but yourself at the moment. You can make the ugliest faces if you please. You can do it as many times as you want to without being called a Nympho. Don't have worry about getting pregnant, or catching std's. I love my pussy to death so imma make sure she's happy/ healthy. Let's keep self loving alive and if you were the type to get made fun of in school for admitting you fuck yourself. It's ok the person that made fun of you. Is probably on their second basterd child or has a very severe case of herpes ;D


I've asked a couple of my buds do they masturbate and the reason why they do so....and I swear the answers are great.


"Yes I masturbate, I find it to be very self-relaxinf in OH so many ways. I'd be first to say it puts me right to sleep. Why spend money taking sleeping pills when you can just get pleasure and fall asleep by simply masturbatingm The feeling never fails me. I canbe having a day off and 15-25 minutes of me masturbating will make things seem better. One to two times a day seems just right. There is nothing bad about masturbating besides the "Cleanup" which you can always prepare yourself for prior to, for example papertowel, napkin etc. Lotion smoothes the process. Masturbating is very natural and you can increase forearm strength. Masturbating can also enhance stamina." - Adam

"Yes literally everyday, don't exactly know why, I just get horny. But it makes me less bitchy and less tense, Sometimes it my method to sleep just rub one out and the ZzZzZzZ's come immediately. I get fucked on the weekends but the weekdays I'm busy with work or school, My hand just creeps up on me" - Anonymous (Female)

"I have a vibrator I never use the end" -Kay

"Why would I tell you lmaooo" - Niqua

"Cuz I need to nut" - PattyDope

"Every dude masturbates and if they say no they're lying! When ya can't get cooch that's what you do, Or when ya girlfriend is on her period what else is there to do except cheat?" - Dae

"Yes I do...Brazilian porn only. Got busted by my mom in the bathroom when I was 9...Uncool...." _Mills

"Why? Because no one's gonna love u like u can. That's why! Hahahahahaha" - CocoaBella

"I masturbate because I'm horny and only I can hit that exact spot." -Anonymous (Female)

"Hell yes I do! Lol everyday. I do it because I think about sex every 2.5 seconds and I'm always horny and instead of sexing everyone, I have solo sex. Its safe and healthy :)" -Keykey

"Cuz relly don't love me" (lol)

"LOL I rarely masturbate and when I do...I use a vibrator." Anonymous (female)

"Girlllllll I get it done for me! Haha" - E-money

"When I'm horny and dont feel like driving n listen to a female talk about dumb shit before we fuck" - Q

"Yes I do. I do it simply to bust that nut when I cant find a lady to handle that for me. Sometimes walking around hard just gets annoying, so I let off a few kids and back to my day." - Anonymous (Male)

"Because it feels good as hell and you can't catch a disease from it and also, u don't gotta pleasure no one else but yourself and u can bust one hell of a nut because you know how your body works."-Michael Bendherass

" If I'm REALLY REALLY horny...And its my last choice......LMFAO." Mila

"Of course because I'm horny like everyone else." - Anonymous (Male)

"Yes I masturbate because my boyfriend likes to watch." -Isis

"Yes.Prior to my 2 year sex hiatus it was to get the job done. Or if I had a little time to myself. But since the hiatus it keeps me sane.....lololol. I self please so I don't give in & give up the punny to a fella who doesn't deserve it." - Anonymous (Female obviously)

"Two things I love is masturbating and eating pussy I also love how I tug and pull my cock and beat it around, I'm in control No one can make it feel a certain way you know." - Anonymous (Male)

"I masturbate to the point of no return then return so I can last forever in the pussy."-Goods

"I don't masturbate but I let her do it for me. Does that still count? Haha" - Pandareemy

"I typically get the urge to masturbate when I think about past sexual experiences, I usually think about who were the best and also my most current or sometimes I imagine someone who I plan on or want to have sex with" - Sex

"I masturbate because its healthy" - Dylan

"Most of the time its to go to sleep" - Mookie

"I masturbate because it helps me sleep and function and release tension somewhat like a massage but from a personal aspect. Even when I have sex I still masturbate it soothes me and it's hard not to especially when I've been doing it since I knew where n how I liked to be stimulated now that's all peace. Luve.N cum" - Kalamity Jane

Well as we see most of us use masturbation to help us go to sleep faster all that energy we use just poops us out and can't really do much afterwards.


Peace, Love, and lets bust Mo' Nutts!!!
xoxoxoxo Betty.

First the Snuggie now this?

So my friend told me about these, who the hell has the nerve to wear these, let along come up witht he concept of PAJAMA JEANS? Come on people, you either wear sweats or jeans. The person who came up with this is an idiot! I better not see anybody on the streets wearing these. Although i do expect to see a few old asian women wearing these on the F train. I know that's a fact.....



Pajama Jeans Site

Just added this one.... it was on related videos. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?

For those who know how I feel about music like this...

WE already know How I feel about the state music is in ....and all I have to say is...Wtf is going on

Workin up a black sweat-ah! (In that.... Panty?)

Prince always ALWAYS cease to amaze me. Just when I thought he couldn't get any more strange, I go and find this poster online. He's really good at what he does, so whatever his appearance maybe be I still take him serious as an artist. But I think he went to fuckin far. Looks like someone poured a gallon of water in his "man panty".



AND........

This picture ALWAYS made me laugh.

Just look at the way his name os so delicately spelled on top

Memories!!!!

Take me back to a time when tv was tv! When the only reality show was "The Real World". When TGIF and Saturday mornings were the shit. When gameboy color came out, super nintendo, ugh entertainment was soo simple. We just don't have quality television anymore! Why don't they have a Nick At Night with only the best of the 90's shows? Degrassi? No. What happened to California Dreams, or Sweet Valley High? Backyardigans? Nah, too new school. I want Duck Tales (Woohoo), Clarissa Explain It All, Darkwing Duck, Bonkers, Recess, Pepper Ann, Doug, those Great Minds Think Alike commercials with the Genie from Aladdin, Flash Forward, Babysitters Club, Almost Home, MOVIE SURFERS! Bug Juice, Bobby's world, Power Rangers, Super Human Samurai. The list goes on and on. Us 80's babies definitely had the cream of the crop when it came to television.


This has to be the first video!




i wanna know who sings this theme song, cause they rockin it








LMFAO!!!!! Found this one by accident.... Joey Lawrence was a hottie

=)

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a Beatles fanatic. My ipod was on shuffle, and "Becuase" came on. I thought I should post it on here. This scene if from the movie "Across The Universe". It's basically a musical consisting of nothing but Beatles music. The move kind of drags to me, but I still love the visuals. The harmonies and the lyrics in this song are BEAUTIFUL!

Let's Talk about sex baby

So me and one of my close homeboys decide to have a sex convo about how its different for men and woman to reach their breaking point, What can you do to make that shit wetter and how to keep shit Spiceyyy!

"Him": yes. its mental even more so for women.

"Me": yea

"Him: like for instance when im fucking and im really going in and i see shorty is really enjoying it honestly rell if i say to her "u wanna cum on my dick" 4 or 5 times she will cum
"Me": wtf foreal
"Him" yeah like

"Me": thats crazy

"Him": i'll be like u wanna cum on my dick and she says yes ask her again she says yes
"Me" : o wow
"Him" : and we go back n forth like 4 or 5 times, mentally....her hearing her own self saying she is gonna cum, makes her cum its mental yo now im not saying im some sex guru and i lay it down like no other but i know from experience a nigga cant be like..."you gonnna cum" after 5 minutes but if a nigga knows you and knows your body and the signs and the movements and the sounds u make when u really feel good, he should play on that and help u cum women are more verbal, while men are more visual u ever wonder why women read nasty books and men watch porno?
"Me" : wordddddddddddddd lol *** you good
"Him": because when u read you are speaking to yourself in your head what u see on the page - verbal and men gotta see shit lol get that nigga to talk dirty to you and not no corny shit lol it gotta be a back n forth conversation. one where he asks the questions and u answer like..." damn, you a nasty bitch aint u?" and u say " yeah, im nasty daddy" it sounds cheesey but when yall in the heat of shit, it comes naturally and it gets u more wet
"Me": lol ok
"Him": yo lol me and my ex aww man smh
"Me": lol
"Him": i cant tell u the shit we did
"Me": tell me about it
"Me": why not!
"Him": u wouldnt look at me the same lol
"Me": o please
"Him" :lol well first off, your pussy needs to stay wet, and once its wet my goal is to get the shit wetter than wet so one thing i like to do is, if im knockin it down...every few minutes, pull out and lick the clit and around the rim of the pussyi do that.....its a fuckin wrap shorty will go crazy
"Me": oh man
"Him": especially when i pull out from hittin it doggy and lick her pussy from behind knees...................buckle everytime
"Me" : ohh shitt lol visual i feel like im reading a book now fucking zane sex chronicles n shit
"Him": but my hands is all over the place cuz as women, yall gotta be stimulated in a rhythm so like in doggy im behind hittin it, but im also reachin around massaging the clit and/or squeezing titties and fiddling with nipples betwen my thumb and index slightly pulling it at that point usually shorty will grab my hand and make me squeeze her whole titty sometimes i gotta spit on the pussy one to make it wet but also to bring out that nasty factor
"Me": Lol @ Nasty Factor
"Him": so while im eating it, i spit on it, lick the spit off the clit and flick it around inside all this is foreplay shit but can be done during sex too
"Me": you really bring a porno to life! thats cool tho
"Him": i've used blindfolds cuz u dont know where im at or what im bout to do when u got a blindfold on and dont know when a tongue or penis is bout to go in youyour mind races
"Me": ill be scared lol
"Him": and mentally...that anticipation will put u over the edge like if im hitting it doggy, i'll ask " you like how my balls are hittin your clit while im fuckin u" she'll say " yeah" then i'll just pulll out and lick her clit fuckin wrap she got that blindfold on...she dont know wtf is going on get that ice...rub it on them nipples. get em nice and hard all that shit
"Me": Wow lol you be goingg in thats good though all men should do shit like that
"Him": yea....when u with someone for a minute, you gotta do shit to stimulate the mind chicks get tired of that same old.....hug me up, rub on my titties, kiss my neck, then try and fuck me routine i done played doctor and nurse. late nite jogger and rapist, prinicipal and student in detention, broke chick who cant afford to pay her rent and landlord damn i could go on...
"Me" lmaoooo
"Him" im seasoned baby! dont have the biggest dick in the world, i dont have the model body but yo....i puts it down son motherfuckers come back real talk
"Me": i know i remember from back in the day i heard about you sir lolll

WTF Picture of the day......

Oh my this is baddd




Someone please come get your grandma