1. I love SEX!
2. I like ugly guys
3. I was more ambitions when I was younger.
4. Like the late colonel sanders once said "Im to drunk too taste this chicken".
5. I have a crush on powder
6. I don't eat ketchup thats individually packaged.
7. If vodka had a penis, I'd marry it.
8. I go crazy at the sign/sound/mention of firemen.
9. I crochet blankets and scarves.
10.I'm scared of bear in the big blue house.
11. I can put my foot on my head.
12. When I'm drunk I have the tendency of popping numerous squats in the street.
13. I think I was born in the wrong Era.
14. I know 95.9% of the beatles songs word for word.
15. I love black guys!
16. WE ALL CURSE LIKE SAILORS