I would Love to work in the porn industry

Always had a fantasy of working in the porn industry not as a porno star...even though alot of people said I should be one....I don't know if I should be flattered or offended lol...But thanks guyss!!! (I guess -_-) But yea back to my fantasy... I want to be the person that gets to see the stars before they actually blow up into these mega fuckmaniacs. The person they audition in front of show me what they're working with I would like to be able to say "Take your pants off let me see how big your dick is".